定義自己-生活如同描述,就是分類組成

I ordered a book from Amazone on June 28.
July 8th, David asked me: have you getten your book yet?
"No, not yet" said I.
"Did you ask a turtle to help shipping a book for you?" saily David.
"I guess so. I only paid for him $2" said I.

Today is July 10th.
When I came back from work, I saw my book.
I ask David, did you see that turtle?
He said, Oh! Yes! He knocked the door for a long time, I heard that finally. I opened the door and shaked the hand with him, then we said goodbye.

How stupid we are!!


我六月28的時候再亞馬遜網站訂購一本書
七月八號的時候,D問我說,你拿到書了嗎?
我說,還沒耶
他說,阿你是訂了一隻烏龜幫你送書來喔?
我說,可能是喔,我只付給他兩塊錢的運費

今天是七月十號
我下班之後回來,看到我的書
我就問D說,那你有看到那隻烏龜嗎?
他說,有耶,他敲門敲了老半天,我終於聽到. 開了門以後,我還跟他握握手,然後才跟他再見的

超蠢的我們!!